Posted on July 31, 2008 by forbiddenolympicsports
Which sports should be banned from the olympics? this is a touch questions to answer, so instead, I have come up with a list of sports that do not match the olympics criteria. Why do they not match?
Here is my reason – olympic sports should be deadly yet swift. Those that do not fit the criteria should fall under the forbidden olympic sports category.
| Sport |
Forbidden? |
Reason |
| Aquatics: Swimming |
No |
Definitely swifty |
| Aquatics: Water polo |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Aquatics: Diving |
|
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals and requires artistic merit . |
| Aquatics: Synchronised swimming |
|
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals and requires artistic merit . |
| Archery |
No |
Fits my Olympic Ideal deadlier . |
| Athletics |
No |
All athletics disciplines fit the Olympic Ideals swifter or stronger . |
| Badminton |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Baseball |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Basketball |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Boxing |
No |
Fits my Olympic Ideal deadlier . |
| Canoing |
No |
Definitely swifty |
| Cycling |
No |
Definitely swifty |
| Equestrian: Dressage |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals and requires artistic merit . |
| Equestrian: Jumping |
No |
Definitely swifty |
| Equestrian: Eventing |
No |
Definitely swifty |
| Fencing |
No |
Fits my Olympic Ideal deadlier . |
| Football |
Yes |
Dies not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Gymnastics |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals and requires artistic merit . |
| Handball |
|
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals and I do not know what it is! |
| Hockey |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Judo |
No |
Fits my Olympic Ideal deadlier . |
| Modern pentathlon |
No |
Fits the Olympic Ideals. |
| Rowing |
No |
Definitely swifty |
| Sailing |
No |
Definitely swifty |
| Shooting |
No |
Fits my Olympic Ideal deadlier . |
| Softball |
|
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. ( softball and baseball are Olympic sports?) |
| Table Tennis |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. (c’mon – how gay) |
|
|
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Taekwondo |
No |
Fits my Olympic Ideal deadlier . |
| Tennis |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Triathlon |
No |
Definitely swifty |
| Volleyball: Beach |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Volleyball: Indoor |
Yes |
Does not fit the Olympic Ideals. |
| Weightlifting |
No |
Fits the Olympic Ideal stronger . |
| Wrestling |
No |
Fits my Olympic Ideal deadlier . |
Whatever – who cares about the sports that should be forbidden. The main point is that olympic games should be deadly and fast! Otherwise, they are just soft sports.
Anyone have any comments
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I am not a hockey fan but i think you goofed. It is both swift and deadly. About the most violent sport next to boxing.